Humor Saturday Funnies - 09/05/2020 September 05, 2020 - 4 min read Keith Lowery Steven Hayward has some new pictures up.I'll sayRightExactlyCovering all the scandals at the same timeWell, some of us are systemically challenged where hair is concernedEven before the pandemic a trip to Walmart suggested they already wereWhen your salon isn't up to scratchShe does look a little like Admiral AckbarYou'll need to have familiarity with the original Star TrekNo kiddingUh ohMean but funnyI just hope their votes go up in smokeDefinitely what they get with their policies. Not sure they really want Star Trek.This made me chuckleActually, they don't really intend to police their own communities.Can we also make the rioters clean up the resulting mess?Well, unless you're Nancy Pelosi's hairdresser.That'll be extraAnalysis: trueDecisions, decisionsWhat is the"NBA"?The court would be covered in exploded brainsApparently trueHahaYou can't really tell them anything anywayI would be in favor of not injecting hormones at all, but I guess that's just me.Unless Trump winsWell, actually, it's a national rank ordering of priorities.OhBecause THAT'S important in 2020Roaches are more menacing than I thoughtFunny not funnyAnalysis: trueThere is no such thing as "social distancing" among 5 yr olds.nyuck nyuck nyuck (Classic Simon and Garfunkle reference)This made me chuckleCorrectOk - this made me laughThe Star Trek references are strong with Steven Hayward this week.So funnySomething worth rioting overProbably true#metooCorrect, if you want to end up with good gumboHaha! Share this article: Link copied to clipboard! Written by Keith Lowery Follower of Christ. Husband. Father. Grandfather. Maker. Consumer of Data. Reader of Books. Writer of Code. Against the Darkness. For the Light. You might also like... The Wiffle Ball Incident September 27, 2023 - 6 min read A More Interesting Life Than I Would Have Preferred February 28, 2023 - 12 min read Truth! January 18, 2023 - 1 min read