My buddy Larry forwarded some new funnies.

For some reason I really love this one
Truth!!
Well, tacos...
Correct
Exactly
Pretty much what happened
In your heart of hearts, you know this could be true
As much as is required to confiscate more through taxation.
The entire Ted Cruz thing was weird.
When I was a kid, we went on field trips to Washington DC and walked right up the stairs into the capitol rotunda. Senators and congressmen wandered through all the time. No one thought much about it. I miss those days.
Who's in charge?
Entirely believable
You say to-may-to, I say to-mah-to.
It does sort of feel this way, doesn't it?
How to reason like a critical race theorist.
Resetting the bar
Yes, but that person is in congress.
Haha!
Just so we're clear
Um, no.
That clears it up.