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CIA Breaks Up ISIS Plot To Use Incorrect Pronouns

CIA Breaks Up ISIS Plot To Use Incorrect Pronouns
LANGLEY, VA - The Central Intelligence Agency has already seen results of its new intersectional hiring campaign. The Agency’s recent recruits have announced they’ve broken up an ISIS plot to refer to people by incorrect pronouns.‘That’s literal violence,’ explained CIA Agent MaKenna Wallace, a rece…
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