You'll have to read it to get all the laughs.  Here's a sample:

In school, we snacked on library paste, which seemed like a good idea when we were high from covering our faces with newly minted worksheets fresh off the mimeograph machine. Is there any better smell on earth than mimeo ink? I feel sorry for you youngsters who never got to experience it. Printers! Feh!
Thoughts from the ammo line
Ammo Grrrll considers a few of THE THINGS WE HAVE PUT IN OUR MOUTHS. She writes: I’m talking, of course, about how we built our immune systems and what wonderful systems they truly are. And beginning a discussion of Risk Management, Old School. Babies, quite notoriously, will put every single thing …