The Prophetic Bee
NASA Ends Mars Mission After Finding Out Planet Has No Early Voting
HOUSTON, TX - NASA made a surprise announcement this week: It will cease all missions to the planet Mars. This happened after a number of activists pointed out that Mars completely lacks any early voting, raising the specter that any mission to Mars would support voter suppression.’We here at NASA a…
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