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Saturday Funnies - 06/26/2021

June 26, 2021 - 4 min read

Keith Lowery

Steven Hayward has some new pictures up.

Pretty much

Once you understand that their words are only ever a tool for acquiring more power, it all starts to make more sense.

Oh, it's not closed

Good luck with that

Yeah, well, so are we.

Made me laugh

Just trying to be helpful

Brilliant

The moment we live in

It's funny even though Schrodinger is misspelled

If you're shooting nukes, you don't really need a laser sight

Haha!

I'm afraid this is probably true. Do not trust the FBI.

Funny

heh

I watched this movie in the 1970's

Well, they won't even have to come over if you connect it to the internet. Do not trust the Internet of things.

Not even an exaggeration

nyuck nyuck nyuck

I'm sure that's going to work out so well for them

Well, there are a lot of "twisted" things in the Home Depot lumber aisle.

Made me laugh

Probably true.

A small word of advice: probably not what she had in mind.

Probably so.

A little mean but funny

Plausible

I know a true story almost exactly like this but it has to do with a bumper crop of squash

This would be pitch perfect if the words "mealy mouthed" were added somewhere.

Hilarious

A good use of Photoshop

I for one have problems with bears in my backyard for any reason at all.

heh

Believable

I'm just gonna stick with "brain freeze".

And they had pretty much unlimited storage capacity

When you're a dog, but your owner doesn't recognize that...you're a dog.

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Keith Lowery

Follower of Christ. Husband. Father. Grandfather. Maker. Consumer of Data. Reader of Books. Writer of Code. Against the Darkness. For the Light.