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Saturday Funnies - 02/20/2021

February 20, 2021 - 5 min read

Keith Lowery

Steven Hayward has some new pictures up.

Made me chuckle

nyuck nyuck nyuck

Not out of the question

Analysis: true

They certainly will

They just needed to wait until Trump was out of office

Haha!

Well, if you're a pipe fitter working on the Keystone pipeline who voted for Biden, you're getting what you deserve I guess.

I don't think he even knows what he's saying some of the time.

He's off to a good start though

The connection between the question and the answer escapes me

No. No they won't.

More like "communist curmudgeon day", but whatever.

Invest in the opposite of whatever Al Gore says.

Apparently so.

And boy aren't the drive through testing centers about to get awkward.

Yep

Haha!

Well, to be honest, nothing really worked this week.

It's the universal answer to everything

At 3:00 in the morning when there's no power and it's 1 degree outside, you know where they can put their global warming hysteria

VERY disappointing

As night follows day

Funny

There have been a lot of disappointments lately

Ok this really made me laugh

May he rest in peace

We can't have people running around speaking freely to one another

Compare and contrast

There is? I guess I've been doing my part for racial reconciliation then by studiously avoiding organic food

Sooo funny

Good grief

Oh goody

Good to know

Don't disturb them

Good riddance

I wonder if the students even noticed?

Analysis: true

Hahahahaha!

Foreseeable by everyone in this solar system EXCEPT the people on the city council

Correct

And also for making homemade ice cream.

Exactly

And who was the first person to decide that squirting gastric juices into milk would make a yummy snack? Lots of first time things need some explaining.

I think I can do that

Made me chuckle

#metoo

I don't think I've ever only eaten one strip of bacon, so I can't really comment

Pretty much the best use case for renewables

Funny

Haha!

Well ok then

You're pretty heedless of danger if you're eating tuna salad made by nobody knows who

It has all the basic food groups

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Keith Lowery

Follower of Christ. Husband. Father. Grandfather. Maker. Consumer of Data. Reader of Books. Writer of Code. Against the Darkness. For the Light.