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New M1 Abrams Tanks To Come Equipped With Changing Tables

LIMA, OH - As part of an ever-progressing military, a new feature has been added to the next line of M1 Abrams tanks: a diaper changing table.‘The horrors of war have often been unfriendly to the busy mom on the go,’ said Department of Defense spokesman Clayton Brown. ’Our mission is to change thing…

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