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CDC Says A New COVID Variant May Be Needed To Effectively Bury Afghanistan News

CDC Says A New COVID Variant May Be Needed To Effectively Bury Afghanistan News

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Officials at the CDC said today that the surprising virulence and persistence of Afghanistan news may require a whole new COVID variant to distract the country from it.’We’re concerned that the only way to cure the administration of all this bad publicity may be a prolonged, shrie…

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