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Nation’s Cats Endorse Trump In Hopes Americans Will Go Back To Work And Leave Them Alone

CHARLOTTE, NC—At the Republican National Convention this week, the nation's largest cat lobby endorsed Trump in hopes that the economy will be reopened and Americans will go back to work.The cats condemned Biden's plan to keep everyone at home and endorsed Trump's plan to send Amer…

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