The Odds Are Pretty Low

Man Who Has Been In Government For Nearly 50 Years Promises To Fix Government

U.S.—According to sources at the DNC, Joe Biden, a man who has been part of government since before Jaws, Star Wars, the Walkman, the NES, and the publishing of The Silmarillion, is just the man for the difficult task of fixing the government."This man who has been part of …

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Promises. Promises.