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All-Star Game Moved From Atlanta To Uyghur Prison Camp Yard

ATLANTA, GA - Spokespeople for Major League Baseball announced today that the All-Star Game this summer will be moved from Atlanta, due to its egregious voting laws, to a Uyghur prison camp yard, where there aren’t any bad voting laws at all.The game will be held in the spacious prison yard, which f…

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I mean, if you're hating on Georgia while you're in bed with the Chinese, a person is free to speculate about your actual priorities.