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Supreme Court Says Students Who Identify As Teachers Must Be Allowed To Use Teacher’s Lounge

BISMARCK, ND - In a landmark 7-2 decision, the Supreme Court has ruled that students who identify as teachers must be granted equal access to the teacher’s lounge. A spokesman for the ACLU lauded the decision, calling it a win for all Americans.The case in question, Thompkins vs. Bismarck Elementary…

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