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Gavin Newsom Sneaks Into Grace Community Church At Night To Steal All The Hymnals

‘Twas the night before Sunday, when through GCC, No Spirit was stirring, for those gifts had ceased.The hymnals were nestled all snug in their pews, For J-Mac was coming to preach the good news. Then in crept Ol' Gavin, with loathing and spiteTo snatch up those hymnals,…

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