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Rudolph Changes Name To Rolanda, Dominates Female Reindeer Games

Rudolph Changes Name To Rolanda, Dominates Female Reindeer Games

Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer received praise for taking a stunning and brave stance against outdated binary gender stagnation by changing his name to Rolanda and subsequently dominating every field in the North Pole’s annual Female Reindeer Games.’Rolanda is a shining beacon for young…

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