15-Year-Old Boys’ Soccer Team Demands Equal Pay For Beating U.S. Women’s Team
U.S. - Dozens of 15-year-old boys’ soccer teams across the country have demanded equal pay to the women’s national team, since they are competitive with the women and even beat them from time to time.‘It’s only fair,’ said high-schooler Aiden Benton. ’This is a clear case of sexism and age discrimin…

The under-15 boys actually did beat the U.S. Women's National team in a scrimmage.  Only the part about "equal pay" is satire.