I received a new batch of funnies from my buddy Larry.

There are "literalists" everywhere
This made me laugh
Broccoli is a lot of things. Comfortable isn't one of them.
Kind of believable
One of those girls is probably named "Jolene". Just sayin'.
Not hardly
That'll fix 'em
Correct. Or potential to work as a government bureaucrat.
When turning "pro" isn't all it's cracked up to be.
This. Is. Perfect.
Proceed with caution
Our psycho-therapeutic military in action
Hmmm
Yes but God hasn't caught up with trendy theories about our lack of moral agency
Definitely a possibility
And they're all the same. Imagine that.
"Fool" is actually a rather generous description. I can think of others.
No. Kidding.
Heh
Everyone always thinks it's the other guy the government is going to stick it to
They've had a charitable work program for many years now. It's just that NIKE is the beneficiary.
There does seem to be a lot of that going on.