This would not surprise me at all 
21st century questions 
This gave me a good chuckle
Excellent idea
Wait, these aren't normal easter dresses?
Well, I guess so...
nyuck nyuck nyuck
Indeed
Analysis: true
Good luck with that
It made an especially loud KAPOW when applied to someone's backside in the gym - lots of reverb there.
Pencils can really get you into trouble
Yep
Apparently
Yep
21st century diplomacy
They don't really care about these people, they just wanted to feel virtuous and condescending as long as they could.
How do you like being someone who is trying to understand what he's talking about?
To be fair, there's a huge long list of dope heads who would easily qualify