My friend Larry, on the mend, has forwarded some new funnies to start the New Year off right.

Analysis: true
Pretty much
It does indeed
This made me laugh
Seems like a strong possibility
Well, it IS kind of the perfect amount of money.
Exactly this
Heh
nyuck nyuck nyuck
It is, however, possible to be a bi-lingual idiot.
Ingenious
Correct
Every. Single. Year.
Walmart shoppers have no sense of humor I guess