Her Prospects are Looking Up

Aunt Jemima is crossing her fingers

She's not allowed to sell pancakes anymore, but she fits the Biden criteria for a supreme court justice.

And of course the Babylon Bee offers this:

As someone pointed out, when you confine your search to only 7% of the population, it is statistically improbable that you will find the best candidate.

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