Aunt Jemima is crossing her fingers
She's not allowed to sell pancakes anymore, but she fits the Biden criteria for a supreme court justice.
And of course the Babylon Bee offers this:
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As someone pointed out, when you confine your search to only 7% of the population, it is statistically improbable that you will find the best candidate.