nyuck nyuck nyuckNo kiddingNarratives of convenienceProbably trueHeheWe can hopeUnlikely to happenI can't imagine whyGave me a chucklenyuck nyuck nyuckMade me laughEither way you get your Christmas shopping doneCorrectThe USPS picks up mail from everywhereI know, right?AlasAs miserable as the count is, it's still better than the campaign