My buddy Larry sent some more funnies.

This gave me a chuckle
nyuck nyuck nyuck
Analysis: true
Alas. The dog probably reacted with more drama though.
Well this is pretty close to perfect!
I know, right?
Wide berth required
Ok this made me laugh
Some people do it regardless
Correct
Pretty much
Pigeons are the enemy of car enthusiasts
Or the caller could put himself on mute. That would be nice.
Indeed
Don't get me started
This is not harsh enough, actually. It's worse than this.
Well, they're only really interested in controlling YOU. Everything else is just a means.
I can't count the number of times I've heard someone say this.
Yep
Made me laugh