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Two Birds With One Stone: Man Protests Racial Injustice, Completes Christmas Shopping In One Trip
PHILADELPHIA, PA—Protests over racial injustice erupted in Philly, and not a moment too soon: local man Michael Parsons was getting behind on his Christmas shopping."Well, this is convenient," he said as he saw people were protesting the shooting of a man who was just one knife away …