Is this really satire?
Oops! AP Reporter Forgets To Remove Hamas Headband Before Going Live
In an embarrassing blunder on camera, a Middle East reporter for the Associated Press Forgot to remove his green Hamas headband and ski mask before going live to cover Israel’s latest airstrike. ‘This is a shocking war crime,’ said AP’s foreign correspondent Mohammed Ahmed Mohammed Mohammed. …
It's the Bee so this could actually be prophecy.